Don’t know what the big deal is though in ‘sex’….most people have it…even when they are not into each other…yes…you know yourselves.
It was originally reserved for marriage and to procreate…but now..its to relieve yourself of stress, to prove you can do it, and its just plain fun(Michael: well you seem to forget that some peeps earn a living from it…lol)…I’d rather you not loose it but if you want to…there are a few things you must know...(Michael: so you are saying its OK to loose it?)
Firstly, for you Virgins….your first time would hurt…yes…you would be so sore…but after a while you would get used to it…you should also know that you would crave it…when you loose it…you’re like a ‘tap whose lid is broken’….and its important to curb it…your desire for sex I mean….you need to stick to one partner.(Michael: but you know it is hard for girls these days to stick to one guy, cause the BIS guy is different from the Shoe guy,who is also different from the Brazilian Hair guy…lol)
Secondly, you should know that the Virgina is elastic, yes, it widens in accordance to the guys ‘penis’…yes…I said it…so if you are the type that jumps from one guy to the other…you should know that your V is probably as wide as Lekki Express Way.(Michael: well if you are that type keep jumping when it tells on you don’t complain.)
Thirdly, the use of contraceptives, we have condoms (male and female), we also have postenol….it is used after sex, if you didn’t use a condom…it flushes down the sperm.(Michael: if you are to do it at all, i would advice a condom cause those pills have an effect on you,they always do.might not be immediate but it must mess you up).
Fourthly, you would be called Frigid, cold, and unresponsive if you aren’t very open in bed. That is, if you can’t exhibit several sex positions in bed, if you can’t moan when you are touched etc…I think some girls fake cause of this.(Michael: ah yes o! the babe must respond positively so that we can make progress.lol…if she’s faking it oh well it still goes down lol)
You should also know that you have to be really comfortable with yourself, with your body before you can allow another person in. You have to love yourself, your body, before you can allow a person touch you, or kiss you, or do crazy things to you.
Michael: well if you ask me, i will preach abstinence but if you must then use Protection cause there are a lot of diseases out there…Thank you
Written by: Rusty Diamond and Michael.