Few people on the streets
Few people for you to greet
Few people mean mugging
We can “bone” but we’ve got no meat
We live in hell, isn’t that sweet.
Adjust the setting, enjoy the heat
Nigerians are used to this
Ignorance is truly bliss.
We can’t control, we can’t h-alt…
We can’t even press delete
Nigeria is like Windows Vista
Our OS is obsolete
So why bother? Go back home.
Just snuggle under the sheet
And thank God for the quiet
Your neighbour’s Generator
has met defeat.
If it’s chilly, then just lose it.
Regret produces body heat
You saw this coming but you chose
Goodluck to warm the seat
Don’t get high from saying you’re sorry
Get high from screaming enough!
You’re not married to madam Patience
So why is she calling your bluff?
Cowardice is a disease
No doctor will talk about
Everybody has a subsidy joke
A country full of Basket Mouths
Quick to trend subsidy pictures on Facebook
The jokes on you because you never FACEDbook
Jonathan spreads bird flu
And all we do is tweet and coo.
Don’t send me BBMs
That expose how shallow you ponder
I just paid five thousand naira
For what was once two thousand for twenty liter
Success is expensive
I don’t mind paying for all
Failure is cheap
Why do I have to pay at all?
I’m so pissed you can tell
I’m “pissing” refinery fuel
It’s up to you to run with it…
Pass it on…
Or laugh at it.
Written by: Maurice.
mauricechike@yahoo.com